Monday, August 11, 2008

Death to Popcorn

Ok I know I'm getting to be a crank but my cold heart was warmed by this kernel of news out of the UK.

I hate popcorn. I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it gets lodged in your teeth, and I especially hate the way it SOUNDS when people chomp their way thru buckets of it at the movies.

I'd definitely pay extra (maybe the amount of an average popcorn serving, $7) to attend popcorn-free movies.

Am I sick or just intolerant?